Tuesday 10 November 2026 MarkyateKim's diary
The Markyate Orchestra of Empty Chairs
A mysterious garden concert in Markyate has plenty of seats but no audience, until I spot what everyone else has walked past.
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Diary of a Window Cleaner
Meet Nick, Kim and Alfie, your local window cleaners in Tring, Dunstable, Harpenden, Markyate, Studham and Aylesbury. Follow their daily diary adventures — funny, sometimes spooky, and always with a happy ending.
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Monday 9 November 2026 DunstableNick's diary
The Dunstable Dawn Chorus, Featuring One Squeegee
A customer recording the sounds of Dunstable finds an unexpected soloist when I arrive to clean his windows.
Sunday 8 November 2026 HarpendenKim's diary
Kim and the Cake Balloon Over Harpenden
One cake at every house turns my round into a sky-high adventure, with an eagle, a mighty splash and a very famous swimming pool.
Sunday 8 November 2026 AylesburyAlfie's diary
The Aylesbury Poetry Club and the Emergency Potato
A potato in a bow tie, a sudden downpour and my spare bucket turn an ordinary Aylesbury round into a surprisingly brilliant afternoon.
Saturday 7 November 2026 TringKim's diary
The Tring Garden That Put Its Best Boot Forward
A row of wellies full of herbs, a rain-soaked plan and one quietly brilliant neighbour turn an ordinary window-cleaning morning into something worth celebrating.
Friday 6 November 2026 StudhamNick's diary
The Studham Gallery with an Audience of One
A man wearing a picture frame starts an unusual morning in Studham, where a garden exhibition needs a little help finding its audience.
Thursday 5 November 2026 HarpendenAlfie's diary
The Day Harpenden Needed a Smaller Bucket
A knitted village, a sudden downpour and my unnecessary extra bucket turn an ordinary Harpenden window clean into a very small rescue mission.
Wednesday 4 November 2026 MarkyateKim's diary
The Markyate Express and the Unexpected Tenant
A miniature railway, a worried stationmaster and a beakful of moss turn an ordinary window-cleaning morning in Markyate into a rather special journey.
Tuesday 3 November 2026 DunstableNick's diary
The Dunstable Message That Needed a Ladder
A garden full of painted stones had half the street puzzled, until a clean upstairs window helped me see what everyone had been missing.
Monday 2 November 2026 AylesburyAlfie's diary
The Aylesbury Welcome That Went Sideways
A back-to-front banner, a missing neighbour and my spare bucket turn an ordinary Aylesbury round into a welcome worth waiting for.
Sunday 1 November 2026 TringKim's diary
The Tring Ironing Board That Made a Friend
An ironing board in a party hat led me to a rain-soaked misunderstanding—and a lovely welcome waiting to happen.
Saturday 31 October 2026 MarkyateNick's diary
The Ghost Who Left No Streaks
On Halloween in Markyate, Nick, Kim and Alfie find a window reflecting a ballroom that vanished a century ago. Luckily, a Victorian window cleaner has one last round to finish.
Saturday 31 October 2026 StudhamNick's diary
The Studham Jelly That Wouldn’t Budge
A routine window clean in Studham turns into a delicate rescue operation when a reluctant jelly threatens one neighbour’s big afternoon.
Friday 30 October 2026 HarpendenAlfie's diary
The Harpenden Biscuit Tin That Knocked Back
A mysterious knocking behind a garden wall turns an ordinary Harpenden window-cleaning round into a rescue mission with a surprisingly tasty finish.
Thursday 29 October 2026 MarkyateKim's diary
The Markyate Custard Inspector
A sock puppet interrupted my Markyate round, but behind its stern demands was a small performer who needed a gentler sort of audience.
Wednesday 28 October 2026 DunstableNick's diary
The Dunstable Tablecloth That Took Flight
A runaway tablecloth leads me to a Dunstable garden where one missing guest threatens to spoil a very special lunch.
Tuesday 27 October 2026 AylesburyAlfie's diary
The Aylesbury Dragon with a Foggy View
An extra bucket, a mysterious green tail and one very steamy window turn my Aylesbury round into an unexpectedly grand occasion.
Monday 26 October 2026 TringKim's diary
The Tring Rabbit with a Secret Pocket
A washing line full of knitted carrots led me into a small mystery in Tring, with a rather lovely answer tucked up its sleeve.
Sunday 25 October 2026 StudhamNick's diary
The Studham Scarecrow with Two Left Boots
A scarecrow in borrowed workwear leads me to a missing boot, a nervous newcomer and a rather unusual garden party in Studham.
Saturday 24 October 2026 HarpendenNick's diary
The Harpenden Heart-throb with a Squeegee
Every woman on Nick’s Harpenden round seems to have fallen for him—but a heart-shaped balloon and some mischievous matchmaking put his charm to the test.
Saturday 24 October 2026 MarkyateNick's diary
The Day We Brought Sunshine to Markyate
Nick, Kim and Alfie arrive to clean a community hall and find themselves rescuing a miniature village, a missing sun and one spectacularly yellow moustache.
Saturday 24 October 2026 HarpendenAlfie's diary
The Whale That Wouldn’t Leave Harpenden
I arrived with too many buckets and found a whale in a front garden, which was only the beginning of our troubles.
Friday 23 October 2026 DunstableNick's diary
The Dunstable Doorbell Orchestra
A cheerful mystery on my Dunstable round leads to a swinging gate, a nervous new neighbour and a musical welcome worth sharing.
Thursday 22 October 2026 HarpendenKim's diary
The Harpenden Hedgehog Who Needed a Hat
Tiny knitted hats brighten my Harpenden round, but finding the missing blue one matters most to a little girl and a wonky-eared hedgehog.
Wednesday 21 October 2026 StudhamAlfie's diary
The Day Studham Lost Its Stars
A silver star lands on my ladder in Studham, and a greenhouse birthday surprise gives me a chance to put my window-cleaning skills to use.
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