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Friday 6 November 2026 StudhamRead by Nick

The Studham Gallery with an Audience of One

A man wearing a picture frame starts an unusual morning in Studham, where a garden exhibition needs a little help finding its audience.

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Thursday 5 November 2026 HarpendenRead by Alfie

The Day Harpenden Needed a Smaller Bucket

A knitted village, a sudden downpour and my unnecessary extra bucket turn an ordinary Harpenden window clean into a very small rescue mission.

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Wednesday 4 November 2026 MarkyateRead by Kim

The Markyate Express and the Unexpected Tenant

A miniature railway, a worried stationmaster and a beakful of moss turn an ordinary window-cleaning morning in Markyate into a rather special journey.

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Tuesday 3 November 2026 DunstableRead by Nick

The Dunstable Message That Needed a Ladder

A garden full of painted stones had half the street puzzled, until a clean upstairs window helped me see what everyone had been missing.

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Monday 2 November 2026 AylesburyRead by Alfie

The Aylesbury Welcome That Went Sideways

A back-to-front banner, a missing neighbour and my spare bucket turn an ordinary Aylesbury round into a welcome worth waiting for.

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Sunday 1 November 2026 TringRead by Kim

The Tring Ironing Board That Made a Friend

An ironing board in a party hat led me to a rain-soaked misunderstanding—and a lovely welcome waiting to happen.

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Saturday 31 October 2026 MarkyateRead by Nick

The Ghost Who Left No Streaks

On Halloween in Markyate, Nick, Kim and Alfie find a window reflecting a ballroom that vanished a century ago. Luckily, a Victorian window cleaner has one last round to finish.

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Saturday 31 October 2026 StudhamRead by Nick

The Studham Jelly That Wouldn’t Budge

A routine window clean in Studham turns into a delicate rescue operation when a reluctant jelly threatens one neighbour’s big afternoon.

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Friday 30 October 2026 HarpendenRead by Alfie

The Harpenden Biscuit Tin That Knocked Back

A mysterious knocking behind a garden wall turns an ordinary Harpenden window-cleaning round into a rescue mission with a surprisingly tasty finish.

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Thursday 29 October 2026 MarkyateRead by Kim

The Markyate Custard Inspector

A sock puppet interrupted my Markyate round, but behind its stern demands was a small performer who needed a gentler sort of audience.

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Wednesday 28 October 2026 DunstableRead by Nick

The Dunstable Tablecloth That Took Flight

A runaway tablecloth leads me to a Dunstable garden where one missing guest threatens to spoil a very special lunch.

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Tuesday 27 October 2026 AylesburyRead by Alfie

The Aylesbury Dragon with a Foggy View

An extra bucket, a mysterious green tail and one very steamy window turn my Aylesbury round into an unexpectedly grand occasion.

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Monday 26 October 2026 TringRead by Kim

The Tring Rabbit with a Secret Pocket

A washing line full of knitted carrots led me into a small mystery in Tring, with a rather lovely answer tucked up its sleeve.

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Sunday 25 October 2026 StudhamRead by Nick

The Studham Scarecrow with Two Left Boots

A scarecrow in borrowed workwear leads me to a missing boot, a nervous newcomer and a rather unusual garden party in Studham.

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Saturday 24 October 2026 HarpendenRead by Nick

The Harpenden Heart-throb with a Squeegee

Every woman on Nick’s Harpenden round seems to have fallen for him—but a heart-shaped balloon and some mischievous matchmaking put his charm to the test.

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Saturday 24 October 2026 MarkyateRead by Nick

The Day We Brought Sunshine to Markyate

Nick, Kim and Alfie arrive to clean a community hall and find themselves rescuing a miniature village, a missing sun and one spectacularly yellow moustache.

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Saturday 24 October 2026 HarpendenRead by Alfie

The Whale That Wouldn’t Leave Harpenden

I arrived with too many buckets and found a whale in a front garden, which was only the beginning of our troubles.

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Friday 23 October 2026 DunstableRead by Nick

The Dunstable Doorbell Orchestra

A cheerful mystery on my Dunstable round leads to a swinging gate, a nervous new neighbour and a musical welcome worth sharing.

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Thursday 22 October 2026 HarpendenRead by Kim

The Harpenden Hedgehog Who Needed a Hat

Tiny knitted hats brighten my Harpenden round, but finding the missing blue one matters most to a little girl and a wonky-eared hedgehog.

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Wednesday 21 October 2026 StudhamRead by Alfie

The Day Studham Lost Its Stars

A silver star lands on my ladder in Studham, and a greenhouse birthday surprise gives me a chance to put my window-cleaning skills to use.

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