The funny one
The Markyate Custard Inspector
A stern sock puppet giving instructions is Kim's kind of ridiculous. Underneath the comedy is a small performer who needs encouragement — exactly the sort of quiet detail she notices.
Harpenden · The sunshine of Harpenden
Kim's laugh can be heard three gardens away — and nobody leaves a smear on her watch.

Kim looks after Harpenden and Tring, knows every customer's dog by name and is the reason half the street waves when the van pulls up.
Fun fact: Has never once been beaten at the van's Friday quiz.
Off-duty · Diary character profile
Fire · The lion
Traditionally associated with warmth, creativity, confidence, loyalty and pride in doing things well.
Diary Kim brings that warm Leo energy to the round: her laugh breaks the tension, her eye catches the detail everyone else missed, and she stands up for the quieter person in the room. Her pride is in the team's work, not just the spotlight. Her Leo reminder? She deserves a little looking-after too.
A playful reading of traditional astrology, not a scientific personality assessment.
Turn a village hall into a sparkling community celebration, with music, homemade cake and a place for everyone — and one day have a flower-filled garden where the whole team can put their feet up.
Funny, a little dark, and always a good ending — picked to suit Kim's diary personality.
The funny one
A stern sock puppet giving instructions is Kim's kind of ridiculous. Underneath the comedy is a small performer who needs encouragement — exactly the sort of quiet detail she notices.
The spooky one
Kim's diary pick for a mystery with heart: the frosted window looks ominous, but the answer isn't a bigger fright. It's a forgotten lantern drawing and a little patience.

The Markyate Orchestra of Empty Chairs

Kim and the Cake Balloon Over Harpenden

The Tring Garden That Put Its Best Boot Forward

The Markyate Express and the Unexpected Tenant

The Tring Ironing Board That Made a Friend

The Markyate Custard Inspector

The Tring Rabbit with a Secret Pocket

The Harpenden Hedgehog Who Needed a Hat
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