KPWindow Cleaning

Dunstable · The handsome heart-throb

Meet Nick

A handsome smile and charm by the bucketful — Nick leaves sparkling windows and a few fluttering hearts behind him.

Nick from KP Window Cleaning

Nick brings his good looks, cheeky humour and unmistakable charm to Dunstable, Markyate and the villages around. In the diary, all the ladies love him — whether it's that handsome smile or his knack for making everyone laugh. He takes the teasing in his stride, but never lets a little admiration distract him from leaving the windows spotless.

Fun fact: Always has a lunchtime banana somewhere on the van.

Off-duty · Diary character profile

A little more about Nick

Hobbies

  • Long country walks with a pub lunch at the end
  • Strength training and a good action film
  • Tinkering with the van while the radio plays

Likes

  • A proper mug of tea
  • Dry humour and a tall tale
  • A job finished well
  • Seeing a worried customer smile again

Dislikes

  • People being unkind to others
  • Leaving a job half-done
  • Cold tea
  • A hose that knots itself the moment you look away

Sagittarius

Fire · The archer

Traditionally associated with optimism, adventure, directness and a generous sense of humour.

That adventurous streak suits diary Nick: he'll follow a runaway tablecloth or help a ghost finish his round without losing his calm. His straight-talking one-liners hide a soft spot for anyone having a difficult day. The Sagittarius lesson for him? Sometimes the best adventure is slowing down and listening.

A playful reading of traditional astrology, not a scientific personality assessment.

The dream

Build a team known as much for looking after people as for spotless windows — then take a leisurely road trip around Britain, collecting good views, good stories and absolutely no emergency jelly rescues.

Nick's diary picks

Funny, a little dark, and always a good ending — picked to suit Nick's diary personality.

The Harpenden Heart-throb with a Squeegee

The funny one

The Harpenden Heart-throb with a Squeegee

Diary Nick's pick for laughing at himself: a routine round becomes a matchmaking muddle. Big muscles are no defence against a heart-shaped balloon and a street full of mischief.

The Ghost Who Left No Streaks

The darker one

The Ghost Who Left No Streaks

A disappearing reflection and a Victorian ballroom are unsettling enough — but Edwin's unfinished round turns the chills into something kind. Nick would rate a ghost who checks the corners.

Nick's diary stories

The Dunstable Dawn Chorus, Featuring One Squeegee

Monday 9 November 2026 Dunstable

The Dunstable Dawn Chorus, Featuring One Squeegee

The Studham Gallery with an Audience of One

Friday 6 November 2026 Studham

The Studham Gallery with an Audience of One

The Dunstable Message That Needed a Ladder

Tuesday 3 November 2026 Dunstable

The Dunstable Message That Needed a Ladder

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The Ghost Who Left No Streaks

Saturday 31 October 2026 Markyate

The Ghost Who Left No Streaks

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The Studham Jelly That Wouldn’t Budge

Saturday 31 October 2026 Studham

The Studham Jelly That Wouldn’t Budge

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The Dunstable Tablecloth That Took Flight

Wednesday 28 October 2026 Dunstable

The Dunstable Tablecloth That Took Flight

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The Studham Scarecrow with Two Left Boots

Sunday 25 October 2026 Studham

The Studham Scarecrow with Two Left Boots

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The Harpenden Heart-throb with a Squeegee

Saturday 24 October 2026 Harpenden

The Harpenden Heart-throb with a Squeegee

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The Day We Brought Sunshine to Markyate

Saturday 24 October 2026 Markyate

The Day We Brought Sunshine to Markyate

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The Dunstable Doorbell Orchestra

Friday 23 October 2026 Dunstable

The Dunstable Doorbell Orchestra

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Nick's comic strips

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