The funny one
The Harpenden Heart-throb with a Squeegee
Diary Nick's pick for laughing at himself: a routine round becomes a matchmaking muddle. Big muscles are no defence against a heart-shaped balloon and a street full of mischief.
Dunstable · The handsome heart-throb
A handsome smile and charm by the bucketful — Nick leaves sparkling windows and a few fluttering hearts behind him.

Nick brings his good looks, cheeky humour and unmistakable charm to Dunstable, Markyate and the villages around. In the diary, all the ladies love him — whether it's that handsome smile or his knack for making everyone laugh. He takes the teasing in his stride, but never lets a little admiration distract him from leaving the windows spotless.
Fun fact: Always has a lunchtime banana somewhere on the van.
Off-duty · Diary character profile
Fire · The archer
Traditionally associated with optimism, adventure, directness and a generous sense of humour.
That adventurous streak suits diary Nick: he'll follow a runaway tablecloth or help a ghost finish his round without losing his calm. His straight-talking one-liners hide a soft spot for anyone having a difficult day. The Sagittarius lesson for him? Sometimes the best adventure is slowing down and listening.
A playful reading of traditional astrology, not a scientific personality assessment.
Build a team known as much for looking after people as for spotless windows — then take a leisurely road trip around Britain, collecting good views, good stories and absolutely no emergency jelly rescues.
Funny, a little dark, and always a good ending — picked to suit Nick's diary personality.
The funny one
Diary Nick's pick for laughing at himself: a routine round becomes a matchmaking muddle. Big muscles are no defence against a heart-shaped balloon and a street full of mischief.
The darker one
A disappearing reflection and a Victorian ballroom are unsettling enough — but Edwin's unfinished round turns the chills into something kind. Nick would rate a ghost who checks the corners.

The Dunstable Dawn Chorus, Featuring One Squeegee

The Studham Gallery with an Audience of One

The Dunstable Message That Needed a Ladder

The Ghost Who Left No Streaks

The Studham Jelly That Wouldn’t Budge

The Dunstable Tablecloth That Took Flight

The Studham Scarecrow with Two Left Boots

The Harpenden Heart-throb with a Squeegee

The Day We Brought Sunshine to Markyate

The Dunstable Doorbell Orchestra
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